Tonight is a world of crap and suck.  That's what my brain has been reduced to...crap and suck.  However, found these today and right now I'm trying to just do something else for at least 5 minutes.

Yup, that's me as a comic book baseball player.  #8 bitches.
And crap, those are still true today, even if those are like 5 years old. 

Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot.

When I drink a lot, I have a tenancy to photography feet.  These are our right feet.  (Sean's is the big one...mine is the weird one.)

ha


this is apparently my 'what the fuck?' face
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I'm sick.  Sitting and taking photos while she plays is about all I can manage today.

Acey Basey

"Well, I'm not too sure what to think about this new dog thing.  She sure is big. You all better keep giving me lots of pets and rubbies" No problem there Bubby.

Meet Maggie May...aka...Maggie Moose

That's my new girl.
She can get some air.  I think we'll put her up against Air Bud.  Man, you can tell I've got a kid.  How often do you hear an Air Bud reference?
We really need to work on the "sit" command.
Did I mention she's a water dog.  Just LOVES water! Chased the hose, learned how to make it squirt water, jumped right into the shower at bathtime, and went into the river and learned to swim in record time!  She's going to love the boat!
She's mighty large.  You can't really tell, but damn..she's huge.  Hence the name Maggie Moose.





So here she is. The newest member of the family. She was found tied to a pole, left by her previous owners. We don't know much more about her except she LOVES water and balls. It's a little hard...a new dog. I miss my RuRu a lot, but we will love her so much. I know that.

Flashlight Photos

Creepy elevator that I didn't trust to transport me anywhere.  I'll stick with my trusty feet, thank you. 
Please clean up your explosives.  It's the courteous thing to do. 
You must pass a claustrophobic class to get a permit.  (It actually was really confined, but a permit is a little drastic).
Awesome.  Who cares what it means.  Just awesome.
awe...
Just neat.
Smiley face.  :)
Down, then it got REALLY dark.

They look and sound pretty.

We have quite a few more, but these are the ones that are upstairs right now.
I love you Bubbers and I will miss you so much...The whole house feels empty without the thunder sound of your feet parading through and the thwack of your tail smacking everything in sight. You were the best dog who was given a shitty hand from day one.  The day you came home, here, to your real home, you saw what you had always wished for...love.  This family loved you with everything we had and you returned it with sloppy wonderful kissing and snuggle time. Every time I lay down I still expect you to hop up for nap time...you made me smile when things were at their worst and I wouldn't trade a second of it.  I know your time with us wasn't as long as it should have been; you should have been with us until you were gray and chasing squirrels wore you out (but I know you'd still have been chasing them), but I hope you know how much we loved you and that you are always going to be in our hearts.  Every second for the rest of our days.  I love you, Rusoe.

Shanty Box Super Cool Guitar and Colonel "Mustache" Mustard

I'm starting to actually like the mustache.  Can't say I saw that coming.

I made this. It's almost done.

Rusoe the Dog of Awesome

After being tied to a tree for 3 years, he's still scared of storms and needs snuggle times when it rains.  I'm so happy we rescued him to be part of our family. Now he gets spoiled and loved...and no more be tied up to a tree by assholes who suck.

Dum-Dum and Turbo

So there we are, we have just finished watching Jim and Pam get married and it's off to bed for Lucy.  I tell her reading light only, no big light and I'm going to jump in the shower.  I get so far as turning the shower on when I hear the most bloody curling scream that you could ever imagine.  Not one of her wimpy little I stubbed my toe whines, but someone killed my dog and hung it outside my window screams. 

So I fucking run out of the bathroom and see Miss Lucy scaring at me with a pale white face. And what caused this ordeal you ask? 


It was wrapped around her reading light on her bed and since her big light wasn't on and she pushed her instead of the "on" button.  Yea. That would have scared the shit out of me too...

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