So there we are, we have just finished watching Jim and Pam get married and it's off to bed for Lucy.  I tell her reading light only, no big light and I'm going to jump in the shower.  I get so far as turning the shower on when I hear the most bloody curling scream that you could ever imagine.  Not one of her wimpy little I stubbed my toe whines, but someone killed my dog and hung it outside my window screams. 

So I fucking run out of the bathroom and see Miss Lucy scaring at me with a pale white face. And what caused this ordeal you ask? 

It was wrapped around her reading light on her bed and since her big light wasn't on and she pushed her instead of the "on" button.  Yea. That would have scared the shit out of me too...